May 2013
“I’m obviously flattered anytime somebody says something that heavy like, you...”
– Andrew McMahon (via f0rbrighterdays)
Working my butt off today. Send me something in my...
Please??
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worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
eleanorjanestyle:
localnativity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
thefunniestpost:
Hysterical!
